(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(RINGING)
(YAWNS)
(GRUNTS) Yeah!
Yep, something tells me
it's going to be
a great morning.
♪ Morning, morning
morning, morning
♪ Lots to do today
so quit your snoring ♪
Morning, Starfire!
♪ Morning, morning
morning, morning
♪ Breakfast will be cereal
that I am all pouring ♪
Morning, Raven!
♪ Morning, morning
morning, morning
♪ Breaking villain's bones
until they are moaning ♪
Morning, Cyborg!
Morning, Beast Boy!
Why are you singing, dude?
(TINKLES)
♪ Morning, morning
morning, morning ♪
-There he goes again!
-Knock it off already!
♪ Morning, stranger going
through the Titan computer ♪
(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMS)
Stranger going through
the Titan computer!
(EXPLOSION)
(WHOOSHING)
Security breach!
(ALARM WAILING)
(GRUNTS)
Slow your row, fool!
This isn't an unidentified
female intruder.
This is Terra!
And you can identify her
as my girlfriend.
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
"Girlfriend" isn't the word
I'd use.
(RATTLING)
We prefer "soul mate" huh?
How did she get in
without setting off the alarms?
I gave her
the tower security codes.
Aw! Trading security
codes already!
This sounds serious.
Oh, please regale us
with your tale
of love
at first visual contact.
Okay, it's a pretty
typical story, though.
Boy meets girl.
Girl asks if boy will get
her access
to the Titans' tower.
Boy falls for girl.
Girl insists on getting
a schematic
of the Titans'
defense capabilities.
(SOBS) I told myself
I wouldn't cry.
So what's an attractive,
(SNIFFS) decent smelling girl
doing with Beast Boy?
I guess I like
how trusting he is.
I mean he's really,
really trusting.
You know,
she has superpowers, too.
So, if this works out,
which it will,
she'll make a great addition
to the team!
A new Titan?
Let's see what you've got.
(WHIRRING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(CRASHING)
Rock manipulations. Sweet!
I like what I see.
But if Terra wants to be
a part of the team,
she'll have to pass
a series of carefully
designed tests!
Be prepared!
For anything!
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh!
-Come on, sugar.
I'll show you around
the rest of the tower.
No touching, remember?
(RUSTLING) Titan Test!
Yeah!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Well played, Terra.
(GRUNTS) But that's
only the...
(COUGHS)...first test.
There is something
I don't like about her.
I think I know
what you don't like.
That she's all up
in your man's grill.
And you're all,
"Uh-uh, boo bear is mine."
What?
We watch a lot of
daytime talk shows together.
I have something
special to show you.
You know how you're telling me
how you love
secret compartments?
It's my favorite thing
in the world.
Well...
(CLICKING)
(ALARM WAILING)
Wow! It's beautiful,
Beast Boy.
(SMACKING LIPS)
Can you bring me my camera?
We're not really supposed
to be taking pictures in here.
Not even of our first kiss?
Oh, snap!
Gonna find
that camera! (MEOWS)
I'm in and everything
is going just as planned.
Soon, the Titans will be
nothing more than a memory.
(MEOWS) Oh!
Where is that camera?
Whoa!
Titan Test! (GRUNTS)
(THUDS)
Sorry! You startled me.
I just wanted some milk.
(STRAINS) Enjoy your milk.
You have earned it. (GRUNTS)
The next test
won't be so easy.
Ow!
And how are things
progressing with
the lady friend?
It's getting pretty serious.
She wants to know
everything about me!
All my hopes and my dreams,
my pass codes
and security clearances.
All yours, too.
Oh, boy.
Oh, the boy, indeed.
Now, do you guys see
what I'm talking about?
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Look, there's something
you should know
about your girl.
What? What is it?
I think she is
in the "L" word with you.
Lobster!
Love.
Oh, that is an even
better "L" word.
-I am filled with
the happiness for you.
-(CHOKES)
Really? You think so?
Why else would she be
spending so much time
picking your brain
about everything
concerning you?
And the Titans?
Sounds like she's using him
to collect intel on us.
Do you know what else
it sounds like? (CHUCKLES)
That somebody's J-E-Alous!
(ALL LAUGHING)
That's sweet, Raven,
but I've found my match.
Still friends?
(GRUNTS)
I hate you all.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Oh, man! You have got it
so bad for Beastie, don't you?
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Well, I'm late for a date
in the Titans' secret lair
with my boo.
-It's your world, son.
-That's what's up!
Ah!
There you are, my sweet.
Tell me, why did you
pick this place for a date?
I didn't say "date".
I said "data".
As in, data transfer.
I'd like to put all
the Titans most sensitive files
on my flash drive.
Mmm, sounds romantic.
-(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BEAST PURRING)
How about
a little kissy first?
(SMACKING LIPS)
Oh!
(CRASHING)
Oh, I see how it is.
Confidential data first,
then a kiss.
(MACHINE BEEPS)
(WHIRRING)
Guess who now owns
all the Titans' secrets?
Wow! This was way too easy.
Isn't that what
they say about love?
When it works, it's just easy.
-(SMACKING LIPS)
-(WHIRRING)
(GRUNTS)
I knew it!
(GRUNTS) Let me go!
You know how
I had my suspicions
about Terra?
Well, I spied on her
and found out
she's been collecting info
to take us out!
(GASPS) I cannot believe it!
Do you know
what this means, Raven?
That you are completely nutso!
We never realized
you are so in the love
with Beast Boy.
I am so sorry, Terra,
but I guess jealousy just makes
people do crazy things.
I am not jealous!
-(THUNDER CRACKING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(SIGHS) Look,
you'll believe me
when I show you the evidence.
Titan Test!
-(SCREAMS)
-(EXPLOSION)
(CRASHING)
(STRAINING) You're gonna
make a great...
Titan!
-(STRETCHING)
-Now, will you admit
that Terra was using Beast Boy
to take us down?
Wow. You guys said
she was crazy about Beast Boy,
but you didn't tell me
she was Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
The villain world is gonna pay
a lot for what I have
uncovered here.
Peace out, Titans.
Terra? What's going on?
Uh, um...
You're leaving
without tell me. Aren't you?
(SIGHS) Sorry, uh,
things are just getting
too intense between us.
CYBORG: Beast Boy, wait!
Just wanna tell you,
go get her, tiger!
Don't leave, Terra!
(WHIRRING)
You can't tell me
you don't feel
anything for me.
You wanna how
I really feel? Fine.
(WHIRRING)
(RUMBLING)
(STRAINS)
RAVEN:
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
(EXPLOSION)
(WHOOSHING)
(GRUNTS)
(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMS)
What did you do to her, Raven?
Vanished her
to another dimension.
You're welcome.
But she was just about
to tell me how she felt!
Looks like
somebody's a little...
ALL: Jealous!
Well, guys,
looks like Raven was right.
Thank you.
I guess it was kind of silly
to think you were
in love
with Beast Boy.
Why is that so silly?
Because you lack
redeeming qualities.
-We're sorry.
-You should be.
Just the thought
of Beast Boy and me.
(EXPLOSION)
(WHISTLING)
Return the Eye of Hamashabi
to the museum, Jinx,
and we'll go easy on you.
-(ALL GROWLING)
-(CLANKING)
You can try
and take it from us.
Or you can save
everyone in the museum
which we've rigged to blow.
(BEEPS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, little guy!
Why would you go
and do something like that?
That's dangerous.
Because now
you're gonna have to choose!
Us, or them!
(EXPLOSION)
That doesn't seem
very fair, if you ask me.
It's not supposed to be fair!
It's a diversion.
So we can, you know, get away.
Well, you should be ashamed!
Your actions
are quite underhanded.
Yeah! That's why we did it!
To be underhanded!
Gizmo, cloak us.
Titans, go!
(WHIRS)
-(BEEPS)
-(SHATTERS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Explosives disarmed.
Priceless artifact retrieved!
Bad guys captured.
Basically, we win. Again.
And you know why?
Because cheaters
never prosper.
Never ever.
Great win out there!
This, of course,
is no time
to rest on our laurels.
We have bigger fish to fry.
You mean...
What else could I mean?
Defending our title
as Dodge Ball Champions?
All right! Ah!
Yay! Yeah, boy!
That's right.
League starts up again
in a few days and we've got
to be ready.
Perhaps this is the year
you will let Raven and I
participate in the
dodging of balls.
Yeah.
It's a complex game, Star.
I wouldn't wanna put you
out there until you're ready.
"Complex".
You hit someone
in the face with a ball,
and you hit someone else
in the face with the ball.
I know!
Is there a more perfect game?
Hey! Who wants to see
the new uniform?
-Ooh!
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Ooh!
Team Titans is gonna be
looking sharp, yo!
"Team Titans"?
What a super, super name!
Who came up with that again?
That would be me.
Wow. You replaced
"teen" with "team".
-Mind blown.
-(EXPLOSION)
Looking good out there
is gonna take more than
fancy uniforms.
We'd better practice...
ALL: Our victory dance!
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah, boy!
Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh,
shouldn't we be practicing
the actual game?
Psst! Practice?
She talking about practice?
Yeah, we got this.
Reigning champs, baby!
Nobody can stop us.
(MILITARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Yep. Looks like easy pickings
again this year.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(ALL GRUNT)
Oh! Then why can't you
let Starfire and me play?
You know exactly why, Raven.
I'll consume your souls
for that, mortal swine!
(ALL SCREAMING)
But I have never eaten
any of our opponents.
Maybe not the opponents.
(CHOMPING)
Look, we know you're not happy
sitting on the bench.
But trust us, we've got
a plan for you two.
Oh, really?
You'll be our secret weapons.
I always wanted to be
a secret weapon!
We might come up
against a team that
we won't be able to beat.
And then, just when
they least expect it,
we'll unleash you two.
CYBORG: Boom!
You have no intention
of playing us, do you?
-Uh-uh.
-No. You ate someone,
remember?
But you can help us with
the Team Titans' theme song
when they introduce us!
ANNOUNCER: And now,
-Team Titans!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
♪ When there's dodge ball
you know who to call
♪ Team Titans
♪ That thing flying
at your face, a ball
♪ Team Titans ♪
(SINGING)
♪ We're the guys and girls
who know how to throw
♪ Team Titans, go!
♪ One, two, three, four
♪ Throw ♪
BOTH: Team Titans!
(WHOOPING)
Great job on
the Team Titans' "go" part!
No one sings the same words
over and over like you guys.
No, they don't.
-ANNOUNCER: And now!
-What's that?
Your starting lineup for
the Hive Fivers!
(GASPS) The Hive!
ANNOUNCER:
Weighing in at 2,500 pounds,
he's a hulk
with the most bulk.
He's big, he's strong,
he looks like King Kong!
Here's Mammoth!
Standing only 3'2'',
but packing one genius IQ.
He may be short,
but he's a killer
on the court!
It's a bird, it's a plane,
it's a dwarf with a jet pack.
Here's Gizmo!
You can't run, you can't duck,
from the lady of bad luck!
She's the Duchess of Dodge,
the Hive's very own.
Jinx!
Also warming the bench,
Seemore, and Villain Humorous.
-How did they...
-Get those fireworks?
Yeah, that's where
I was going with that.
Fireworks. Not how did
they break out of prison,
or even how did they join
the Dodge Ball league?
How did they get
those fireworks? Sure.
Nice uniforms, losers!
Losers? You're the ones
about to get taken down...
(ALL IN UNISON)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Oh!
-Why are we benched again?
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
What just happened?
I think we lost.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Even their victory dance
is better.
-(BELL RINGING)
-(EXPLOSION)
Our biggest haul yet.
ROBIN: Hold it right there!
If it's a fight you want...
Actually, it's a rematch that
we would like
to have with you, right now.
So, you're not here
to take us to jail?
We won't take you down
until we take you down...
(ALL IN UNISON)
So, this really isn't about
robbing the bank?
Will you get it through
your thick evil skull?
We just wanna play
some dodge ball!
A rematch? Okay, sure.
-(BONES CRACKING)
-Can we--?
Sit on the bench
and cheer us on?
Of course you can!
Now, off you go.
-(ALL GRUNT)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(MAMMOTH GRUNTS)
-(CLANGS)
(MAMMOTH GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
How could anyone beat us?
Twice!
The league's
championship game is coming up
and we don't have a chance!
Not a chance!
Did it ever occur to you
to practice the actual game
and not just
your stupid victory dance?
(BELL DINGS)
Practice...the game?
Why, this could
change everything!
You know, I don't really
feel like practicing.
-Me either.
-Yeah, that does sound
like a lot of work.
Then there's only
one way to win.
We cheat!
-(ALL GASP)
-We use our powers!
We poke them in the eye!
We take any advantage we can!
This is dodge ball!
We win by any means necessary.
But, Robin!
We are heroes,
and heroes never cheat!
This isn't cool.
Would it be cool
if we let you play?
BOTH: We're in.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(EXPLOSION)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
You guys may rule out there.
But in here,
we are the heroes!
We'll see about that!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You guys are cheating!
No fair!
-Somebody better call
the wah-mbulance.
-(SIREN WAILING)
(BABY CRYING)
(MIMICS WHINING)
You guys are about
to go down...
(ALL IN UNISON)
(ALL GRUNT)
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE JEERING)
I can't believe we lost!
Oh, for the third time, man!
We're not licked yet, guys.
(DIALING)
(SIREN WAILING)
We won!
By default, baby!
ALL: Victory dance!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)